Dwarf planet? I think those astronomers have been
spending too much time watching Disney cartoons. Why not the
relatively neutral "minor planet" or the geek-chic-sounding
"planetoid?" If they're determined to have a Disney theme, why
not "Mickey Mouse planet" or "Disney world" or "waltoid?"
Dwarf planet. I don't like it. I feel bad for Pluto and all the
future dwarf planets in our solar system.